There’s this ridiculous notion that people who learn about dating are somehow socially deficient, that they’re awkward in conversations, or have some horrible insecurity and are unable to talk to women without other people’s help. I’ve always found this concept ridiculous, since most of the students I meet are hundreds of times more charming than the rest of the population.
I’ll use myself as example— I can’t tell you how many women I’ve been with, felt deeply for, or dated (I’ve never bothered to count, suffice to say it’s several digits long)—but I’ve got a couple shoeboxes full of pictures, love letters, and other memorabilia to remind me of the impact they’ve had on my life. In a word, I’m a natural—a man who seems blessed by the gods to be with women; but don’t let the appearances fool you, being a natural has everything to do with education, I’ve never stopped studying women since I realized the power one can have over them.
My first encounter with women is at age 6, when I was called into the principle’s office after a playground fight between two girls broke out over who should be my girlfriend.
“That’s stupid”, I said to my bewildered principle, “why can’t they both be my girlfriend?” (I’ve carried that belief with me ever since.)
Throughout high school, a reputation of charm seemed to follow me everywhere. In 8th grade, after a particularly famous break-up with a cute Asian girl named Vivian, a gorgeous blond girl named Tiffany invited me to her place so she could console my grief. As we made out in front of her door, her brunette friend, Jill, came by and joined in on the fun. My first PG-rated threesome, I suppose. The next day, the school’s basketball star came by to pick a fight with me after hearing the story—apparently he’s been trying to get her on a date for the past year. Come to think of it, every fight I’ve gotten into with other guys since then have been over girls, and I have yet to walk away without the girls in question on my arm.
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